NOW HIRING: HUMANS
JOIN THE BREW CREW
We translate corporate nonsense into human for a living. That job is now open to more than just us.
THE MISSION
Nacho Tea is a marketing and PR agency that talks like a person.
We took every piece of corporate gibberish we could find, translated it into actual English (and actual internet), and dropped it in a glossary that somehow outranks our own homepage. Nobody is more confused about that than us. We've just accepted it.
Now we need people who want to help us keep brewing — and keep the internet readable.
THE VIBES
- Unlimited tea breaks. Mandatory. We'll know if you skip them.
- No dress code beyond "please wear clothes."
- Fluent in two languages: boardroom and group chat. Sometimes in the same sentence.
- Your ideas get heard. Even the weird ones. Especially the weird ones.
- Remote-friendly. Chaos-tolerant. Occasionally chaotic, always kind.
- "Let's circle back" is a crime in this office. Unless you say it ironically.
WORD FROM THE CREW
For real! Legally, we can neither confirm nor deny.
I deleted 14 emailss this week. My therapist says I'm healing.
I turned "leverage our core competencies" into "we're good at stuff." They promoted me. Twice.
TikTok. Honestly? OMG Yass! IKR?.
They said they'd figure out my title later. It's been 11 months. Zero regrets.
WHO WE'RE LOOKING FOR
- You can explain "synergy" to your grandma without cringing.
- You've translated a corporate email into human words for a friend, for free.
- You think "as per my last email" means you should scroll to find it.
- You know your way around SEO, socials, and at least one of: PR, content, design, ads.
- You're a good human. This one is non-negotiable.
THE ROLES
Chief Vibe Officer
Keep proposals fresh, weird and quoted. Own THE ACTUAL TEA.
Ideal for: people with strong opinions about words.Assistant Mail Elimination
Your only job is to delete meetings. You will never attend one again.
Ideal for: people who reply "could this be an email?"Senior Translator
Turn "leverage synergies" into something a human would actually say.
Ideal for: grammar vigilantes.Manager Social Media Chaos
Memes with a strategy. Strategy with memes. Both, always.
Ideal for: people with 47 open tabs and a vision.Ambiguous Creative #4
We'll figure out your real title later. You'll learn everything in the meantime.
Ideal for: loving PR. That's it. That's the requirement.THE PERKS
- Free espresso, obviously. Like FR Gotta stay awake, right?
- Making people laugh when you say the company name. We're very proud of that.
- Your name on the Brew Crew wall. Fame awaits but you have to make the wall yourself
- A therapy budget * * only for when a client says "let's align" one more time.
- You get to write and propose and breath ACTUAL TEA for a living!
THE FAQ
You have questions. We have answers.
Do I need a marketing degree?
Nope. We need humans who can translate "synergy" into "we can work together." A degree is nice but real experience is preferred.
I'm not funny. Should I still apply?
Yes. We need someone who can actually read a brief.
Is this remote?
Remote-friendly, chaos-tolerant. You can brew from anywhere with wifi and a mug.
What if I don't know what SEO means?
Haters say SEO is chopped anyway. You'll learn. Fast. There's a whole glossary sitting right there on this site. We'll quiz you at lunch.
Is the espresso really unlimited?
Yes. We take espresso very seriously, even if you say expresso.
The company is called Nacho Tea, why free espresso and not tea or nachos?
We assumed this was very clear it was included.
THE BREW TEST
Do you have what it takes? Many didn't make the cut... try it
HOW TO APPLY
The application form is behind the Brew Test. Pass it and you can apply.
THE GOOD STUFF IS LOCKED
Pass the Brew Test to unlock the application form and what happens next.
Take the test →Send us the goods. Tell us who you are, what you want to brew, and why you're the one. Bonus points for your actually doing the test.
Takes about 2 minutes. Faster than a status meeting.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
Psst — the "we are a real agency" version lives at nachotea.com. but you can tell us all about you here too of course. We can't wait to meet you.